“Eat something.”
“Stop eating so much.”
“Where did all of your hair go?”
“Do you always smile like that?”
“What in the hell happened to your eyebrows?”
“Ugh. Cargo shorts.”
“You’re cute, but you’re too much of a nugget for me.”
“Oh dear god. Accidental like. A match?! Quick! Unmatch!”
“You’ve reached your selfie limit, so you’re moving left.”
“That guy is in EVERY picture. Are y’all just looking for a third or are you still crazy mode over your ex?”
“Your grammar is moving you left, sir.”
“What? What even are you?”
“Oh cool. Another female. Another liberal f*ck who refuses to put their gender on Facebook.”
“Oh I like this one. No match? I’ll check back every hour for the next 2 weeks.”
The Bad Gay 